OCR::/Vol_104/WLURG39_RTP_20020121/WLURG39_RTP_20020121_001.2.txt , ‘r Q '5 7 ‘6«755 R557. v» \ 0 4- ’ \'-.;-:':..\Il-‘II: -.'- -. ‘HY wsHImw at LIE umiu-tsnv vb. auao JAN 2 4 28532 i . T’fl?'-‘~ '1‘:-2=,l".:->:t,-:=:.\.IPt; p vw-I7 INSIDE INDEX ‘ ' S'l'A’l‘llES ¢I> PAGE 3 . V. I7 Kll?.\.‘(«’Al\.Z PREEiERS THE ‘ EV” ’“ rz PAGE 7 '1 _ ,, .., __ U W , ., SPORIS lxt)r‘\N\)l\l:: l:;‘\’DL l-l\'{:.~ AA /_ I (_;»\§»tl:‘.‘§L"(I)A l~-lO(I)PS 24/7 2 STR1? A K SCLO RE’. l3{)/\.Rl) 8 W. ('.?l\’IN<’:-.7\'Vll l:li\.‘V§‘<=’§E(‘;"§1 §vl«.'I>;Di=.\;’.}.E»‘,..'” 4 V 9*}?! Siit t“iD1TomAL It’s time to tear down Woods Creek Apartments In days of yore, parents would expose their malformed offspring in the woods, leaving them to die out of sight. University architects appar- ently had the same idea with the Woods Creek Apartments, placing those niisshapened build- ings on the far side of the Dell arid ensuring that only residents are forced to see them. The Apartments are the only structures on campus that make Leyburn Library look tradi- tional and attractive. Their clumsy attempts at modernity look less like Lloyd Wright than Picasso. If the earth vomited up a pile of ugly concrete blocks, it would resemble Woods Creek’s exterior. Of course, looks aren’t everything. It would be one thing if the Woods Creek Apartments only appeared to be hewn out of a particularly infelicitous clump of boulders. The creature comforts inside, however, are better suited to the bathysphere than to upperclassman living. The rooms are dark and damp. Institutional cinderblock walls and airport high-traffic car- peting do not make happy rooms, and the case- ment windows’ synergy with the penitentiary fluorescents has doubtless inspired prison archi- tects. The windows are ugly enough that resi- dents are grateful there aren’t too many of them. Residents suffering Seasonal Affective Disor- der should probably spend Winter Term abroad. The steep stairs lace a labyrinthine floor plan that makes navigating a chore. The balco- nies are only good for hanging clothes to dry, which further adds to the Third World appeal. The complex’s sylvan setting makes it dif- ficult, even dangerous, to approach. Woods Creek residents returning from the Hill have to transverse a very poorly lit path that becomes treacherous after snow or rain. Recently, the creek froze, and the ice-slicked bridge became more problematic than picturesque. There’s no reason for security, since only those doomed to live there, or eager for a se- cure drinking location, will want to visit. After building the University Commons, re- furbishing Reid Hall, and erecting the Wilson Fine Arts Center, the University might well con- sider new housing that could be advertised, rather than sequestered on the creek’s far side. UOTE OF THE WEEK: PINIONS PC snafu strikes FDNY 0 THE. RING-TUM PHI MONDAY, JANUARY 21, 2002 One of the most striking images to be published following the Sept 1 1 attacks was a picture of three firemen raising an American flag over the wreckage of the World Trade Center. The picture, taken by Tom Franklin of The Record of Hackensack, N .J ., re- minds one of the photograph of sol- diers raising the flag over Iwo Jima and perhaps foretold that a similarly harrowing fight would be necessary to win this war. Fittingly, the property company which owns fire department’s head- quarters building had decided to con- struct a memorial to the firefighters who died on the 11th and chose to commission a statue based on the photograph. Unfortunately for those who crusade in the name of “diver- sity,” the photograph depicted three white firefighters raising the flag. So, instead of producing a statue that mirrored reality, the fire department chose to have cast a statue depicting one black, one Hispanic, and one white firefighter raising the flag. How exactly does one depict an Hispanic in bronze, anyway? Yes, that’s right, in the interest of political correctness, inclusiveness, diversity and a host of other liberal buzzwords, the department chiefs de- cided to ignore the actual events that took place and instead mold reality into what they saw as, supposedly, a better reflection of the event. Their attitude can best be summed up by a black fireman who was quoted as having said, “The sym- bolism is far more im- portant than repre- senting the actual people. I think the ar- tistic expression over diversity would supersede any con- cern over factual correctness.” “Any concern for factual correct- ness?!” The liberals have a great new replacement expression for “truth.” Just as the handicapped are now “dif- ferently—abled,” and the short are now “vertically—challenged,” the truth is now no more than “factual correct- ness.” It should of course be sacrificed in favor of “diversity.” After all, the FDNY is 2.7% black and 3.2% Hispanic. This effort to fool with the truth has enraged many of New York’s fin- BREYTT. KIRWAN OPINIONS EDIIOR FMAll:l